Conjuring up puns like ‘Getting Beaujolaid,’ ‘Pinot Envy,’ and ‘Merlot Down, Dirty Shame,’ this novelty corkscrew is now at Overstock for $29.99. Or, pair it with the ever popular Hillary Nutcracker in the Billary Clinton Kitchen Tool Combo Set for $54.99. Shipping adds $2.95 with no sales tax (except UT).

And, as we are equal-opportunity offenders, also be sure to check out the Bush Countdown Clock (not much longer now) and the bi-partisan Political Firestarters.

Providing a fun and interactive potty training experience, the Jack Potty Chair has built-in sensors, which reward your child’s ’success’ with lights, sounds, and spinning shapes. They can also trigger the bells and whistles with a simple pull on the chair’s arm, preparing them for later in life, when real slot machines only net them crap.

The Jack Potty Chair is currently available at Overstock for just $33.49. Shipping adds $2.95 with no sales tax

Oh, you don’t have one? Well, Firebox.com has the stainless steel BBQ Sword on sale for just $29.95. It even comes with the pictured cut-out mask, in case you care to keep your identity secret (from your neighbors) while using this graceful, but deadly instrument. Shipping adds $7.95, but there’s no tax (except PA).

Are you a deep sleeper? Have you ever overslept and missed something incredibly important? Did it haunt you, preventing you from sleeping restfully for months? Maybe you need to take some drastic measures.

While it might cause some new stresses in your life, you’ll never have to worry about oversleeping again with the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock! This morning menace will blast you out of bed with up to 113 decibels of volume and an included vibrating bed shaker to position under your mattress (113 decibels is the max volume and it’s not recommended; it’s around the same volume as a jackhammer). ThinkGeek currently has it for $39.99, before $5 off $25 coupon code 8EBB (expires 9/30) lowers it to $34.99. Shipping adds $8.95.

One thing you can count on, however, is that if you see one of these Wedding Cake Toppers adorning the cake, someone in attendance probably has a shotgun in their car (quite possibly the bride or groom), and may want to kick off the reception with a bang.

These Wedding Cake Decorations for the avid sportsman or sportswoman are now available at APicturePerfectWedding.com for $75. Choose between deer hunter, goose hunter, duck hunter (pictured), or plain-old hunter, in either white or ivory. Plus, you can add hunting hats and camouflage (and really, why wouldn’t you?) for just $10 each, as well as put a gun in the bride’s hands for $8 (it’s her wedding too, she deserves it). Shipping adds $13.99.

Get them a trip to the site of the worst environmental disaster in recorded human history, Chernobyl! SAM Travel now offers tours of the infamous Ukrainian nuclear plant that experienced a meltdown of enormous proportions over 20 years ago. On the tour, you’ll be escorted from Kiev to the descending zones surrounding Chernobyl: the exclusion zone, the estrangement zone, and the 10km zone directly outside of the plant. You’ll also get to see surrounding ghost towns, the so-called Red Forest (which changed color after the accident), and more.

SAM Travel offers these 10-hour Chernobyl tours (with both English and Russian-speaking tour guides) at descending price points based on the size of your party: one person for $538, two for $280 per traveler, three is $213 per traveler, four is $165 per person, etc. The tour includes lunch.  Let’s hope three-eyed fish is not the special of the day.

These are currently available at ThinkGeek.com for $74.99, before $10 off $50 coupon code 8EBB lowers that price to $64.99. There are three sets available: Classic Super Mario Bros. (pictured), Donkey Kong, or New Mario Bros. Each set includes three 26′ x 40′ sheets of restickable vinyl decals. Shipping starts around $9.

The Flaming Footbag is pretty self-explanatory. It’s a hacky sack made of Kevlar armor which you then soak in kerosene, light on fire, and kick around with your pals. Freedom Footbags has them for $24.99 each (shipping adds $4 more). Be sure to check out the demonstration here. Oh, and be careful, too.

X-Treme Geek now has these Pick Your Nose Party Cups on sale for only $7.99, plus around $7 shipping. Each package comes with 24 disposable cups featuring 12 different noses. While not all of them are Cyrano sized, all of them offer the possibility to briefly step into a new face without rhinoplasty and say, ‘who nose?’

The lightly scented soaps, made from goat’s milk and vegetable glycerin, appear to resemble doll hands (perhaps even children’s hands), which can certainly add a distinct accent to your loo. They come in a decorative bag in sets of at least 10 individual soaps.

Foliage currently has this set on sale for only $17. Shipping adds $4. Everyone, give yourselves a hand for reading this entire post!

Available at Giftapolis, these trays are just $9.95 each. Featuring the signature Stones tongue, these make eight ice cubes each. Shipping adds $6.95.

The best price we’ve found on this is at Sky Mall, where it’s just $39.95. Standard shipping adds $9 and sales tax is charged in most states.

We here at Strange Deals like to poke more than a little fun at our perpetually present politicians, and our Commander-in-Chief is no exception. Now, you, your loved ones, and people you want to tick off can count down Dubya’s remaining time in office to the second, with the Original Bush Countdown Clock.

As seen on CNN and the Colbert Report, the Bush Countdown Clock moves backwards until our Chief Executive finally heads back to Crawford, Texas (or Maine, or Connecticut, or wherever it is they are from). They’re currently available at BackwardsBush.com: LCD keychains are just $9.99, the desk clock is just $19.99, and the full wall clock (pictured) is priced at $119.99. Plus, you can reset it to countdown the term of our as-yet-unforeseen next President. Shipping starts at just $1.

Needless to say, all clocks come preprogrammed.

So said Norman Bates in the 1960 Hitchcock classic. And now you can enjoy the company of mother while taking a relaxing shower. Or, you can simply make the shrill trademark Psycho sound “Ree! Ree! Ree!” as you stare at it obsessively, Norman Bates-style.

Prank Place currently has the Mad Mother Psycho Shower Curtain on sale for just $24.98. Like most shower curtains, it’s reversible, so Norma Bates can either be your humorous outer decor, or you can turn it around and scare the bejeezus out of unsuspecting family, friends, and guests. Shipping starts at $6.89.

The best price we here at StrangeDeals could find on this hot rod is at SummitRacing.com, where they’re $29.95. Shipping is $9.75 and sales tax is not charged in most states.

If you’re looking for a fun gift that can be either incredibly heart warming or incredibly annoying, this recordable clock might be for you. It lets you record a personalized audio message for every hour. So, you could have all your kids say something sweet at noon or you could give someone your worst Jerry Lewis impersonation at 6pm. The sky is the limit.

Seniors Inc. has this Voice-Recordable Clock on sale for just $34.99. You can record a special message for all 12 hours on this clock, it features spaces on each hour for photos, and a light sensor which deactivates the sound in low-light conditions. You have to call the toll-free number at the bottom of the screen to order.

Available in sizes small through extra large, these latex protectors prevent any smudging on your iPhone, touchscreen PDA, or GPS unit. A Set of 25 Phone Fingers is now at PhoneFingers.com for 10.30 Euros including shipping (hard to believe these are European, huh?). That grand total converts to only $16.96 shipped.

The furry plush massager is now available at TherapyShoppe.com for only $31.99. This features two sets of extra long weighted legs that relieve tension, and it can be thrown in either the freezer or microwave for temperature adjustments. They can be great for kids, providing deep pressure that can be effective in helping to in regulating, calming, and focusing children’s nervous systems. Shipping adds $6.79.

WonderfullyWacky.com now has these Political Firestarters on sale for just $6.95 each (with shipping starting around $8). Whether you’re looking to light up Hillary or ignite Dubya, both the Flaming Liberal and the Burning Bush models are ready and waiting to take the heat. Even better, you can get the pair for only $9.95 and perturb friends and family on both sides of the aisle.

Though not yet available for sale, we thought you should get a sneak preview of these nifty trousers. Designed by Erik De Nijs, these feature not only a wireless keyboard in the crotch, but a back-pocket mouse and speakers in the knees. George Jetson would be jealous!