Tetris Soap Set $10

Sometimes I look down at my bar of Dove or Zest and say to no one in particular, “these bars of soap share absolutely no resemblance to the infamous pieces of the most-played video game of all time.” Occasionally I’ll think, “well, these get me clean, but I want something that inspires visions of Tetris […]

Sex Panther Cologne $35

It’s a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils…In a good way.
What else could possibly be said about Sex Panther that wasn’t already by Ron Burgundy and colleague Brian Fantana in the instant-classic Anchorman?
It’s illegal in nine countries…They’ve done studies, you know: 60% of the time it works, every time.
Well, someone went ahead and bottled their […]

Chh-Chh-Chh-Obama $18.99

Sometimes an idea is so bad, it starts to sound good. Look at the Flowbee, Lawn Darts, the Pet Rock, New Coke, Steven Seagal’s Energy Drink, or America Online. I’m guessing that’s what we’re dealing with here.
Riding an awfully fine line separating taste from vulgarity, Chia has just released Chia Barack Obama and is only […]