Billy-Bob Teeth Baby Pacifiers $10

Ever look at your baby son, daughter, niece, nephew, or cousin, and think to yourself: “they’re too cute; they need something to offset all that cuteness.” Well, Billy-Bob Teeth Pacifiers can knock that little runt down to size. These pacifiers are very standard on the inside, however the outside gives the hilarious appearance of something […]

Octodog: Turns HotDog into an Octupus $16

Ever wish you could turn your run-of-the-mill franks n’ beans into a veritable octopus’s garden? Well, look no further, the Octodog is here! This plastic “frankfurter converter” safely slices each hot dog into the likeness of everyone’s favorite carnivorous marine mollusk.
The best deal on the Octodog is at BaronBob.com for $15.95 (though if you would […]

Paper Soap $6

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not particularly fond of carrying around liquid hand sanitizer. It makes me feel obsessive-compulsive. I do like to have clean hands, however, and thanks to the great minds of Japan, I can clean them vigorously on my own terms.
From the annals of practicality, we bring you Paper Soap. […]

Utilikilt Man Skirt $140

Man Skirt? Hardly. For those who desire the ultimate freedom, the Utilikilt is designed as a modern American alternative to the ancient Scottish attire of William Wallace and Robert The Bruce.
Started in Seattle in 2000, The Utilikilts Company now sells over 11,000 Utilikilts per year. Get your own at ThinkGeek (granted, not […]

Celebrate Christmas on Your Ceiling for Only $60!

Sometimes I come across things here that I simply don’t understand; I post them so you can share in my confusion. The Upside-Down Christmas Tree is one of those things. It hangs from your ceiling, ostensibly to make room for more presents. For the pious among you, don’t worry: an upside-down tree in no way […]